WHO ARE WIBI?

Wibi are multiple people who are physically one person. This is an experience commonly called "plurality" or "multiplicity," and it's happened quite often to scores of (scores of) people.

If you feel alarmed, consider what makes those alarms necessary, and whether it applies. And keep in mind we have an oddball sense of humor; like, we don't actually believe our personal command-line shitposting app is a social media competitor.

Below is a list of Wibi members in arbitrary order. This list is by no means mandatory reading, nor is it comprehensive.

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🟩 ANNE

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: Smiling green blob monster. FAULT: Can say no to a bit. LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: "Playing catch-up." SIDE PROJECT: Anne & the Sycophants SELECTION: Pseudo Code - 1999

🐦️ SILVER

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Ghost girl. FAULT: Lame. SIDE PROJECT: She Said Ag SELECTION: Thomas Leer - It's Luv Folks

🪰 GODOT

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: A fly. FAULT: Living in the present. SIDE PROJECT: Stranded in Porlock

🕸️ ONS

PRONOUNS: she/her FAULT: Violent! SIDE PROJECT: Three Triangles Appear SELECTION: Vocokesh - „D“ Opus 38

🔘 SLEDGE

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: Exhausted stubby robot guy. FAULT: Probably a hipster. SIDE PROJECT: The Wait SELECTION: Duet Emmo - Or So It Seems

🔷 ERNIE

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: Light-blue blob with eight legs. FAULT: Clumsy pedant. SIDE PROJECTS: GSRSUS, Gander SELECTION: Water Gun Water Gun Sky Attack - NERᐯᐯᐯᐯᐯᐯES

🐢 TOLSTOY

PRONOUNS: he/him SELECTION: Hoodoo - Got to Get to It

🐱 LOWRY

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: him/her RESEMBLANCE: Egg robot. FAULT: Designs solutions to non-existing problems. SIDE PROJECT: Low Bar SELECTION: Spanner Thru Ma Beatbox - NINE

🔴 TICK

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Creepy push-button telephone with beady eyes (scary). FAULT: Overly interested in plane accidents. SIDE PROJECT: The Emphatic "Yes!"

👅 U+1F445

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: Flesh heap with an eye and a ring of mouths. FAULT: Angling for "cred" in "the scene" without figuring out what either of those are.

👁️ REYDER

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/it RESEMBLANCE: Giant red one-eyed spider. FAULT: Probably embodies the hubris of man.

🔵 TANGO

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Uneven mass of blue flesh. FAULT: Exchanged innocence for dignity. SIDE PROJECTS: Gander, Deb Distorto SELECTION: 0999 - gasse

⭕ COLDSORE

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Wingless velvet ant. FAULT: Contrarian with work ethic. SIDE PROJECT: Prod SELECTION: Nurse With Wound - Chance Meeting of a Defective Tape Machine and Migraine

🪝 SKYHOOK

PRONOUNS: he/they FAULT: Willing to roll with the narrative that lack of ambition is a sin. FAVORITE NUMBER: The second-highest one. SELECTION: Stellwagen Symphonette - Painted Bunting

♦️ LUB

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: A pink gem with stubby limbs and a cracked smile. FAULT: Underrated indie gem. SELECTION: SCATTLE - Automatic

💜 WISP

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Three-eyed fuchsia spectre. FAULT: Died from irony poisoning; moved on to irony heaven. SIDE PROJECTS: f0f, Low Bar SELECTION: Mark Stewart - Hysteria (RIP)

♣️ COUP

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/it RESEMBLANCE: Hollow wooden robot inhabited by a cloud of nanobots. FAULT: Known. SIDE PROJECT: Ted the Caver's Nephew-in-Law SELECTION: Richard Hardcastle & David Thompson - The Spiral

🪴 CHLOË

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/they RESEMBLANCE: Big toothy plant. FAULT: Bad at hero worship. SIDE PROJECT: Men With Index Cards SELECTION: Doug Wimbish - Trance (Make My Own Reality)

🎀 PRINCESS

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: she/her RESEMBLANCE: Dark-green leech with orange marks. FAULT: Makes ridiculous noises. NAMED IN SPITE OF: Freakonomics FAVORITE CELLULAR AUTOMATON: Bosco's Rule SIDE PROJECT: Squishy Things SELECTION: Jass - Frontier Justice Dub

📛 INNOMINAL (OR: THE SPIDER WITH NO NAME; OR: ONCE A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO, ALWAYS A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO)

(sketch)

PRONOUNS: he/him RESEMBLANCE: A round spider. FAULT: Brevity. SELECTION: Professor Core-X - Concrete Escapism