WHO ARE WIBI?

Wibi are multiple people who are physically one person. This is an experience commonly called "plurality" or "multiplicity," and it's happened quite often to scores of (scores of) people.

Below is a list of Wibi members in arbitrary order. This list is by no means mandatory reading, nor is it comprehensive.


MORE ACTIVE

πŸ’œ WISP


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Three-eyed fuchsia spectre.
FAULT: Built up an immunity to irony poisoning.
SIDE PROJECTS: f0f, Low Bar
SELECTION: Mark Stewart - Hysteria (RIP)

πŸ”· ERNIE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Light-blue blob with eight legs.
FAULT: Clumsy pedant.
SIDE PROJECTS: GSRSUS, Gander
SELECTION: Water Gun Water Gun Sky Attack - Leon's Turning Monstrous

πŸ•ΈοΈ ONS

PRONOUNS: he/him
FAULT: Violent!
SIDE PROJECT: Three Triangles Appear
SELECTION: Vocokesh - β€žDβ€œ Opus 38

♣️ COUP


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/it
RESEMBLANCE: Hollow wooden robot inhabited by a cloud of nanobots.
FAULT: Known.
SIDE PROJECT: Ted the Caver's Nephew-in-Law
SELECTION: Richard Hardcastle & David Thompson - The Spiral

🐦️ SILVER

PRONOUNS: she/her
FAULT: Lame.
SIDE PROJECT: She Said Ag
SELECTION: Thomas Leer - It's Luv Folks

🟩 ANNE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Smiling green blob monster.
FAULT: Can say no to a bit.
LEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: "Playing catch-up."
SIDE PROJECT: Anne & the Sycophants
SELECTION: Pseudo Code - 1999

πŸͺ΄ CHLOΓ‹


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/they
RESEMBLANCE: Big toothy plant.
FAULT: Bad at hero worship.
SIDE PROJECT: Men With Index Cards
SELECTION: Doug Wimbish - Trance (Make My Own Reality)

πŸ”΅ TANGO


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Uneven mass of blue flesh.
FAULT: Exchanged innocence for dignity.
SIDE PROJECTS: Gander, Deb Distorto
SELECTION: 0999 - gasse

🟠 NEW WAVE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
FAULT: Broke character.
SIDE PROJECT: Sparse Life
SELECTION: Bernie Worrell - Straight Ahead

πŸŽ€ PRINCESS


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Dark-green leech with orange marks.
FAULT: Makes ridiculous noises.
NAMED IN SPITE OF: Freakonomics
FAVORITE CELLULAR AUTOMATON: Bosco's Rule
SIDE PROJECT: Squishy Things
SELECTION: Jass - Frontier Justice Dub

β­• COLDSORE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Wingless velvet ant.
FAULT: Contrarian with executive functioning skills.
SIDE PROJECT: Prod

πŸ”˜ SLEDGE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Exhausted stubby robot guy.
FAULT: Probably a hipster.
SIDE PROJECT: The Wait
SELECTION: Duet Emmo - Or So It Seems

🐱 LOWRY


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: him/her
RESEMBLANCE: Egg robot.
FAULT: Designs solutions to non-existing problems.
SIDE PROJECT: Low Bar
SELECTION: The Horse He's Sick - Dynamo Dan

❎ NO WAVE


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Gharial with a skeletal midsection.
FAULT: Deprecated.
SIDE PROJECT: [no audio]
SELECTION: Lloyd Robinson - Cuss Cuss

LESS ACTIVE

πŸͺ SKYHOOK

PRONOUNS: he/they
FAULT: Willing to roll with the narrative that lack of ambition is a sin.
FAVORITE NUMBER: The second-highest one.
SELECTION: Stellwagen Symphonette - Painted Bunting

πŸ‘… U+1F445


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Flesh heap with an eye and a ring of mouths.
FAULT: Angling for "cred" in "the scene" without figuring out what either of those are.

πŸ”΄ TICK


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: she/her
RESEMBLANCE: Creepy push-button telephone with beady eyes (scary).
FAULT: A passing interest in plane accidents.
SIDE PROJECT: The Emphatic "Yes!"

πŸ”† AEOLUS


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: Orange-and-green blob with a diagonal mouth.
FAULT: Too into those computer games.
SELECTION: Kawsaki - Spacewalker

πŸ‘Ύ EL

PRONOUNS: she/it
FAULT: Lacks the nerve to justify itself.

🧩 JOSE


PRONOUNS: he/him
FAULT: Inalterably cringe.
SELECTION: Marcus Pinn - The Element of Crime

πŸ’š GAETANA

PRONOUNS: she/her
SIDE PROJECT: Pop
SELECTION: Konstruktivists - 4 Solos

πŸ‘οΈ REYDER


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/it
RESEMBLANCE: Giant red one-eyed spider.
FAULT: Probably embodies the hubris of man.

🐒 TOLSTOY

PRONOUNS: he/him
SELECTION: Hoodoo - Got to Get to It

πŸ“› INNOMINAL (OR: THE SPIDER WITH NO NAME; OR: ONCE A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO, ALWAYS A SUBTITLE AFICIONADO)


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A round spider.
FAULT: Brevity.
SIDE PROJECT: [no audio]
SELECTION: Forgemasters - Skies Over Sheffield (Luca Lozano's Sunshine on Sharrow Mix)

♦️ LUB


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A pink gem with stubby limbs and a cracked smile.
FAULT: Underrated indie gem.
SELECTION: SCATTLE - Automatic

πŸͺ° GODOT


(sketch)
PRONOUNS: he/him
RESEMBLANCE: A fly.
FAULT: Living in the present.
SIDE PROJECT: Stranded in Porlock

BACK.


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